tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

zerachin:

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

OK i just drew this face

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now im gonna try drawing it again without looking at my monitor

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i tried again with my leftn hand

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and im literally gasping for breath becaues i cant stop lauging at it

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vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world