Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch
OK i just drew this face
now im gonna try drawing it again without looking at my monitor
i tried again with my leftn hand
and im literally gasping for breath becaues i cant stop lauging at it